sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested
when I see lbs I don’t say pounds in my head I say libs
at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
one direction is such a sneaky fucking band you think you can turn your back on them for two seconds and maybe take a shower eat a croissant do some things with your offline life you think maybe when they’re not touring they can just sit down and CHILL for fucking two seconds
BUT NO. THIS HAPPENs. THIS.