at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
one direction is such a sneaky fucking band you think you can turn your back on them for two seconds and maybe take a shower eat a croissant do some things with your offline life you think maybe when they’re not touring they can just sit down and CHILL for fucking two seconds
BUT NO. THIS HAPPENs. THIS.
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
game of thrones would kill off characters from other shows if they could
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen