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thecorpsewitchess:

lilabarred:

theoppositeofadults:

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I SMASHED REBLOG SO HARD

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

aphony-cree:

dankmemeuniversity:

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What people think this means “I’ll use this as an excuse to do whatever I want all day instead of committing to other things that need to be done”

What it actually means “I’ll be obsessively checking the clock all day because I’m constantly worried I’ll be late if I don’t. I also worry that if I commit to doing anything else important that day it’ll distract me from the time and I’ll miss the appointment. This will be a day filled with anxiety and in no way relaxing until the appointment is over with"

lifegoesmon:

revenge is a dish best served with a bucket of water 😂

codakyeunja:

WHY AHAHAHA

lovebritney:

Britney: For The Record (2008)

girlsclothes:

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sariahsue:

currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody:

mostweakhamlets:

spork-of-rae:

mostweakhamlets:

without American politics changing after 9/11 we wouldn’t have seen michael sheen in good omens 

…explainnn

america’s response to 9/11 caused my chemical romance to form in protest

mcr inspired stephanie meyer to write twilight

twilight gets a movie deal

michael sheen gets casted as aro in the twilight films

a reporter asks michael sheen why he’s in such a silly film series for such a silly genre

michael sheen defends the genre publicly and cites neil gaiman’s works

neil gaiman hears about this and reached out and they go to dinner and eat illegal octopus

neil gaiman and michael sheen become friends

years later neil gaiman finally gets to adapt good omens for tv and casts michael sheen as aziraphale

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taeguks:

*lol*